So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
