You're my little dorito
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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