I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
