One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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