he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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