New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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