have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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