Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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