I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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