Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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