what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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