ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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