Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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