glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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