When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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