how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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