Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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