did you get engaged???
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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