I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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