So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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