I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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