It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she smelled like a LAN party
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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