he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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