Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Two words: blizzard sex
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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