What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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