i don't like sucking hair
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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