didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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