Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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