quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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