Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
false alarm, still single
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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