HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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