if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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