all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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