Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You're a waste of cheezeits
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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