Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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