dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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