He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i need some magic done to my vagina
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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