I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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