butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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