idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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