You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Less talking, more tequila
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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