i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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