you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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