Betty ford says i'm here all night
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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