He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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