he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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