how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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