Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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