I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
