i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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