Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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